5. Kermit the Frog Dress
This dress may have debuted down the runway at fashion week (actually we have no idea) but it was made famous by non other than Lady Gaga. We’re not exactly sure where you can buy one of these, or if they are for sale at all, but we want you to know that no frogs were harmed in the making of this dress. And who wouldn’t want their beautiful dress to turn into their very own Prince Charming!

4. Cupcake Cars!
Neiman Marcus is famed for their holiday gift guide each year, and their outrageous price tags. Well, we finally found a reason worth spending the extra $25,000 you have laying around. Your kids will love you forever (or perhaps until their birthday rolls around). And don’t worry, they fit adults too!

3. Gourmet Rhapsody by Muriel Barbery
Sit down with a good book this season. Similar in style to her first book The Elegance of The Hedgehog, this book is delectable. It reads like poetry, and you will find your stomach grumbling more than once reading the brilliant descriptions of the wonderful confections in this book.

2. Zhu Zhu Hamsters
Must have for the children this year is non other than the Zhu Zhu pets! They kiss and show affection to their owners, get along with each other, and never need to have their cage cleaned! Perfect way to teach your kids the responsibility of having a real pet, right? Oh, did I mention they drive CARS!! They can pick up your kids from their soccer games now. If you’re concerned about the “recall”, well, a little poison in your children’s toys never killed anyone…

1. A Nine Iron
This makes Carrie Underwood’s Louisville Slugger and 2007’s “Britney” Umbrella look like kiddie-stuff. This year, our hottest item has got to be the Nine Iron, made famous by the famous adulterer Tiger Woods wife, Elin. This one is good for the husband that you want to spend more time on the golf course instead of puttering around your house. But too much time outside the nest, and this gift doubles as the perfect revenge tool! Use wisely.
